J.J. Watt takes to the ice and scores goal, sort of

Texans defensive end J.J. Watt can skate. On ice. And he can handle a puck with a hockey stick. And he can muster a decent slap shot. And he can beat a goalie with it. Especially when the goalie isn’t actually protecting the goal. Via Dave Heller of FOX Sports Wisconsin, Watt showed up at…