Jadeveon Clowney won’t play next Thursday

Well, at least this gives the NFL and CBS time to come up with a promo for next week’s installement of Thursday Night Seal-beating. Texans coach Bill O’Brien quelled any premature optimism by saying No. 1 overall pick Jadeveon Clowney won’t be playing next Thursday night when they face the Colts, after having arthroscopic knee…